In Tesla’s words, the GigaBier is “designed to emulate the form of Cybertruck while honoring the 500-year tradition of German Reinheitsgebot beermaking. Enjoy this limited edition pilsner-style beer brewed in Berlin with our exclusive strain of Cyberhops and notes of citrus, bergamot, and sweet fruit. Each bottle features a seamless gloss black sleeve with a glow-in-the-dark Giga watermark. Prost!”
The beer, which sells for a pretty hefty €89 ($97), comes in a pack of three for the price. The bottle looks kind of, sort of like a Cybertruck maybe if you squint, but we would have probably recommended stainless steel for the bottle material for obvious reasons. Regardless, it looks sleek, and the glow-in-the-dark Giga logo is a neat party trick.
As for the taste, who knows; it’s a 5% abv beer and it uses “Cyberhops”. If the tequila reviews are anything to go off of, we assume the beer will be decent at best, and not worth the price, but maybe it will surprise buyers.