By Thursday, Goyal realised that his ‘Robinder Hooda‘ HR tactic wasn’t getting into the HBS syllabus. The ₹20 lakh capitation fee, Goyal now sheepishly insisted, ‘was merely a filter, to find people who had the power to appreciate the opportunity of a fast track career’. It turns out, he was honeytrapping bent job-seekers willing to ‘bribe’ their way to a funky job. Just to be clear about his real intent, Goyal Uncle added in his ‘Aha, got you for a minute, no?’ tweet, ‘I really hope that ‘pay the company to get a job’ doesn’t become a norm in this world – that’s not cool’. Hear that, children? You should have focused on the bit where he had said he needs a CoS who’s ‘down to earth, and has zero entitlement’. But hang on. Who just slipped out in the patli gali in a delivery scootie?!
